Why am I rewriting “Away in England”? – Everything wrong with Harry Potter – Penana

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In the following article, you may be wondering why I chose to rehash an old story instead of making up a new story. Maybe it’s because I really miss the first Harry Potter fanfiction art wrote and I wanted to rewrite it all over again with a new cast of characters.

Or maybe it’s because I want to call out the Harry Potter books for the crap that they are.

Who knows?

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Happy New Year!

After an exciting new year of NOTHING HARRY POTTER RELATED, we now will kick off the new year by doing more things having to do with Tyler Potter, the Harry Moffer parody series, and even finding a way to do the short all-in-one story called “This Story Just Makes No Sense“.

So yes, it’ll be a new year, but will anything on this blog make any sense? I don’t think so!

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Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever book trailer

Here is the trailer for my book, Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever, which is currently available on Amazon.com:

Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever book trailer

Here’s the trailer for my Harry Potter parody “Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever“.

The summary: The story is nothing more than a full-on parody of the Harry Potter books, but this time, all references to magic are removed and replaced with nothing more than blatant realism. 14-year-old Harry Hames Moffer is an orphan living with his paranoid relatives when he is invited to attend Warthogpox High School. Harry meets Pun Teasley and Hildegarde Lamer, and they investigate the unpopular Larry Dobber books, which Honnyword could turn into a movie if they don’t act fast.

Link to book on Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/416066

Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever on Stories in 5 Minutes

Potter Musical on my television!

Potter Musical on my television! (Photo credit: sermoa)

And here’s the story as it was written on the blog Stories in 5 Minutes:

Once again, we revisit the magical world of… hey, wait a minute! This isn’t the new Harry Potter story!

Far from it.

Instead, we have the rather boring story about a loser kid who goes to some pathetic school with his two lame friends and has a series of pointless adventures.

I guess this just goes to show you that Harry Potter really does suck.

To be continued…

And there you have it. Book two will be out next year.

Hairy Polarity and the Sinister Sorcery Satire

via Hairy Polarity and the Self-Mocking Fundie Satire.

Here’s a graphic novel which is an entertaining yet cautionary tale against the evils of Harry Potter, but only tamer. A man named Tim Todd has given us this parody, which you can actually buy from his website. He says that if we aren’t careful, we could unleash all kinds of evils in the world.

The story is about a boy named Ari Potiphar, who is a huge fan of the Hairy Polarity series. He and his best friend, Minnie Manger, often spend their time reading the Hairy Polarity books. Ari’s parents, who are rightly concerned for their son’s safety, warn him to stop reading the books and stop hanging out with Minnie, and to spend time with his Christian friends.  Ari disobeys them and he and Minnie are eventually sucked away into a world where the evils of witchcraft are all too real and the kids are forced to battle for their souls.

Before the story ends, both Ari and Minnie learn a huge lesson about being careful of what to read and to listen to their parents. Plus, the author is saying that it’s better to trust Jesus and reject evil.

Maybe it’s best if we listened to our parents and the pastor of the church.

Website to view the book: http://ari-potter.tripod.com/HairyPolarity/

Harry Potter Parody, Day 12

The Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody dus...

The Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody dustjacket. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Things just keep getting complicated for Harry Moffer.

In the last chapter of the Harry Potter parody, he, Pun, and Hildegarde ended up trapped in the sand dunes when the cruel school janitor forces them down the hill. Their fellow classmate, Jill Roseberry, is the only one who finds out what happened to Harry and she raises the alarm in the neighborhood.

But what is Jill’s ulterior motive for doing that? Was it to punish our heroes for “rocking the boat“, or to stop them from finding the Magician’s Crystal?

The chapter is called For Some Insane Reason, Tiny Ponies Are Featured In This Story. Jill realizes that Harry Moffer is missing, but no one has called the police or reported him missing. She determines that she has to rescue him and his friends, even if the rest of society doesn’t want to.

Jill chases a tiny pony into the sand dunes and after rallying the neighbors through her gift of guilt-tripping, the search party goes into the dunes to rescue the Grim Trio. They had better move quickly, because Harry, Pun, and HIldegarde are in grave danger…

Harry Potter Spoof, Day 9

The philosophy library at USC.

The philosophy library at USC. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Chapter 8 of the story has Harry and his friends beating Domro Wilfy and his team in a game of Kettle Hockey. Yet true to the parody, this does NOT earn Harry the respect that he deserved; in fact, the opposite happened.

Groundings, Pun getting spanked so hard that he ended up in a wheelbed, and angry students pelting the Grim Trio Larry Dobber books.

But that wasn’t the worst of it.

Harry, Pun, and Hildegarde were banned from attending class, so they hid in the library. (And wherever the trio went, trouble usually followed them)

And that’s the way I have to end this blog post.

Harry Potter Spoof, Day 1

Harry Moffer 3

Harry Moffer 3 (Photo credit: claireviolet82)

Well, not much to start off here, just the fact that my new story is beginning and now I’m going to have to sit down and write it out.

I’m now on Chapter 1 of the story and as soon as I have that done, I’ll be updating several other blogs. The chapter is called “The Insignificant Boy“, which is a play on the words ”The Boy-Who-Lived“. Because Harry Moffer is NOT a wizard; in fact, there is NO magic in this parody.

Also, in this chapter, Harry lives with his very useless relatives, the Dourfeys, who re just as ugly and pathetic as they can be. Harry avoids them like the plague every chance that he gets. He had no idea that his destiny is just around the corner.

Now you know.

I’ll be back with another update tomorrow.

New Year, and this Blog STILL Makes No Sense!

Well, this blog has moved from blogger to WordPress and as such, it’s like starting over with a clean slate.

This year, I aim to restart the Story That Made No Sense and hopefully make it a true Harry Potter parody instead of the mess that I currently have.

Plus, the Better Than Potter anthology will begin later this month, so watch for it!