Never Thought We Would See This Happen…

Well, it’s happening today.

If you remember the bad fanfiction that was the Harry Potter epilogue, it has been 19 years since the Voldemort Wars ended.

Meaning, it’s officially 19 years later; on that day, a young boy was sent to Hogwarts by his parents, and reading that part in Harry Potter & the Deathly Hollows was AWKWARD for everyone!

But that’s not what this blog post is about.

In fact, I must say that today is the day when we finally see the dreaded Harry Potter epilogue come to life. As in, Harry’s poorly-named second son is on his way to Hogwarts.

I don’t believe it.

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This “Harry Potter” theory is the most lonely and sad one yet

https://www.yahoo.com/news/harry-potter-theory-most-lonely-213641436.html

I have always believed that Harry must have made the whole story up in his head. I mean, what other explanation is there? Harry Potter was a story of a boy who liked to pretend that he was a famous wizard living with cruel and abusive relatives who shoved him into a closet under the stairs.

That seems to make more sense than some of the other Harry Potter theories out there.

I wonder who else believes this theory. If you do, please comment below. Thank you for reading this blog post.

When did pop culture forget how to let things end? | The Verge

http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/8/12388562/harry-potter-and-the-cursed-child-star-wars-sequels?yptr=yahoo

Well, here’s a news article about how and why we just can’t let go of the things we love. I am beginning to wonder if I should just fire up the Delorean and go back to 1997 and prevent the Harry Potter books from being published. (Maybe then  people will be better off without that boy wizard turned spoiled brat.)

Anyway, my opinion of this article is that no one wants to let go of Harry Potter. I  mean, we should have been finished with the story about fifteen years ago. I honestly think that the books never should have been made into movies in the first place.

But that’s just me.

If you want to talk to me about this, please note that all comments are moderated, so all negative comments or spam will be deleted.

Farewell, Alan Rickman | Forever Young Adult

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Well, everyone, I am sad to inform you all about the death of one Alan Rickman from this evil thing called cancer. As we all know, he played a large number of unforgettable characters, such as Hans Gruber in “Die Hard”, Sheriff of Nottingham in “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”, Alexander Dane/Dr. Lazarus in “Galaxy Quest”, Col. Brandon in “Sense & Sensibility”, and Judge Turpin in “Sweeney Todd”.

But I know all you Potter-loving addicts (and former addicts) know him best as Harry Potter’s Professor Severus Snape. And it’s true.

He will be missed by everyone. (You know what they say about the deaths of famous people always happening in threes…)

P.S., screw you, cancer! I’d zap you to death, but I’m not a wizard.

How different would the Harry Potter series be, if it was written by George R.R. Martin instead of J.K. Rowling?

Jacquel Chrissy’s Answers – Quora

Well, here’s how I would see it:

1. Ginny Weasley and her twin brother Gerald would be banging each other, creating three bastard children while she was married to Harry Potter. James (who is the oldest) will be sitting on the Iron Throne after Harry dies in a Quidditch accident.

2. Harry would marry Ginny even though he still pines for a dead Hermione Granger. He also hires his best friend Neville Longbottom to be his hand and has illicit relationships with other girls and create numoerous bastard children.

3. Ron who is the most despised member of the Weasley family, is written as a Tyrion lookalike. Plus, he’d be a badass.

4. Neville is executed by James after he discovers the truth about Ginny and Gerald’s relationship. This rather unholy act angers Neville’s son Richard, who goes to war against the magical kingdom of Hogwartos. After several victories against the Weasley family, Arthur has Richard and his mother Hannah killed at the Lion Wedding.

5. Hermione, who was supposed to marry Harry, runs off with Draco Malfoy instead. Their son, Scorpius, is seen as the future hero even though he is raised as Neville’s bastard son. (in other words, D+H=S)

6. When Hermione ran off with Draco, Harry starts a war that gets the entire Malfoy family killed except for one.  Luna escapes across the sea to a foreign land called Azkabanos, where she becomes Khaleesi.

7. James is poisoned at the Snake wedding and Ron is blamed. He wants a trial by combat. His champion Cedric Diggory (who came to Hogs Landing to get revenge for his sister Cho’s death during Harry’s rebellion) fights against Viktor Krum and has his head crushed. (Ron also kills Arthur on the toilet and runs off to Azkabanos, where he meets Luna.)

8. Alice Longbottom would have to marry Ron, but escapes thanks to Severus Snape (who would be like Littlefinger). Lorcan would be crippled by Gerald and be trained in scrying by Hagrid. No word on Lysander.

9. Albus-Severus would be a weak king and Ginny would be arrested by the Order of Merlin for adultery, incest, and murder. Lily-Luna would be in Camelot, engaged to marry Chi Chang. (She also loses an ear)

10. All in all, there will be more violence, more sex, and more bad language than in Game of Thrones.

Top 10 Villians who are better than Lord Voldemort

Hello, and welcome to another week of top 10 in fandom. I hoped that you enjoyed the last list, because nothing is better than a good old-fashioned plot twist.

Anyway, this week’s topic is the top 10 villains who are better than Lord Voldemort. I mean, let’s face it: Voldemort is just a noseless freak who makes today’s story book villains look really stupid. I mean, why would you want to be afraid of a wizard who kills himself due to some weak boy wizard’s ineptitude and inability to actually stop him?

OK, enough with the ranting. The villains who are better than Lord Voldemort are as follows:

10. The Joker (from the Batman movies): because nothing is scarier than a man who doesn’t have a plan. Also, why so serious?

9. Loki (from Thor) I mean, Loki would very much take down Voldemort in a fight. plus, remember the Avengers movie?

8. The Volturi (from The Twilight Saga): it’s pretty much safe to say that these guys are the main villains. I mean, they do show up and confront the Cullens on a number of occasions.

7. King Galbatorix (from the Inheritance Cycle): is there anyone worse than a king who wants to take over EVERYTHING, including controlling the dragon riders?

6. Megatron (from Transformers): he’s altogether terrifying and cruel and wants to take over the world.

5. Agent Smith (from the Matrix movies): Nuff said.

4. Valentine Morgenstern (from the Mortal Instruments): his schemes are 10x more terrifying than Lord Voldemort’s nonsense.

3. Kronos (from the Percy Jackson series): a Titan as a villain is terrifying indeed.

2. Darth Vader (from Star Wars): Believe it, he just HAD to be on this list.

1. Sauron (from The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings): this villain rules them all. Plus, he made that stupid ring.

Well, that’s all for this list. If you find yourself disagreeing with any of the above items for any reason, then let me know in the comments. See you next week for more Top 10 in Fandom!

25 Things within the World of Harry Potter that just DON’T MAKE SENSE!

English: The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, ...

English: The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, at Islands Of Adventures, Orlando, FL (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

via 25 Things within the World of Harry Potter that just DON’T MAKE SENSE!

First things first: why do we even have Harry Potter? It’s freaking everywhere and it’s so freaking annoying! (no wonder why I left the fandom in the first place!)

Anyway, here’s what I have to say about the list of things that don’t make any sense:

  1. Brooms are pretty dumb. Why would anyone want to ride them? (I try to avoid that in my stories, as brooms can hurt your butt)
  2. A sword, gun, or an arrow can do more damage than “avada kedavra“. Just saying.
  3. Is it so wrong to be popular at school? No wonder why Harry, Ron, and Hermione never grew out of their roles.
  4. I’m sure there were plenty of other people who took a bullet for someone they loved.
  5. Quidditch sucks.
  6. Magic? More like who cares if Harry’s eyes are messed up? Make him wear glasses.
  7. That one that Christians seem to have a problem with, and for all the RIGHT reasons too.
  8. Do parents even care if their kids are in danger while at Hogwarts?
  9. Spring kicks your butt.
  10. Dumbledore is just a flat-out useless jerk.
  11. Voldemort is the worst villain of all time.
  12. No one saw this coming WHY???
  13. Evidently, Rowling failed to do her research on prison escapes.
  14. Nobody really likes Harry at all.
  15. Do wizards NOT believe in eating meat?
  16. No census for the population of the wizarding world?
  17. David Tennant appeared to be the only talented Death Eater out there.
  18. Why were the Weasleys invented?
  19. Where’s Child Protective Services when you need them?
  20. So, everyone is washed up before reaching 18 years old? What a travesty!
  21. House of Cards took their cues from Harry Potter.
  22. Owls are wild animals, not a delivery service.
  23. Hidden racism???
  24. What did they do on Friday nights?
  25. Sword fights are better.

So now you know. And if you find this list even remotely offensive, then do this: stand up, back away from the computer, turn around and literally GET A FRICKING LIFE!!!