First things first: why do we even have Harry Potter? It’s freaking everywhere and it’s so freaking annoying! (no wonder why I left the fandom in the first place!)
Anyway, here’s what I have to say about the list of things that don’t make any sense:
- Brooms are pretty dumb. Why would anyone want to ride them? (I try to avoid that in my stories, as brooms can hurt your butt)
- A sword, gun, or an arrow can do more damage than “avada kedavra“. Just saying.
- Is it so wrong to be popular at school? No wonder why Harry, Ron, and Hermione never grew out of their roles.
- I’m sure there were plenty of other people who took a bullet for someone they loved.
- Quidditch sucks.
- Magic? More like who cares if Harry’s eyes are messed up? Make him wear glasses.
- That one that Christians seem to have a problem with, and for all the RIGHT reasons too.
- Do parents even care if their kids are in danger while at Hogwarts?
- Spring kicks your butt.
- Dumbledore is just a flat-out useless jerk.
- Voldemort is the worst villain of all time.
- No one saw this coming WHY???
- Evidently, Rowling failed to do her research on prison escapes.
- Nobody really likes Harry at all.
- Do wizards NOT believe in eating meat?
- No census for the population of the wizarding world?
- David Tennant appeared to be the only talented Death Eater out there.
- Why were the Weasleys invented?
- Where’s Child Protective Services when you need them?
- So, everyone is washed up before reaching 18 years old? What a travesty!
- House of Cards took their cues from Harry Potter.
- Owls are wild animals, not a delivery service.
- Hidden racism???
- What did they do on Friday nights?
- Sword fights are better.
So now you know. And if you find this list even remotely offensive, then do this: stand up, back away from the computer, turn around and literally GET A FRICKING LIFE!!!
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