- “Hey Harry Potter, Tim Hunter called, he wants his glasses back” ~attributed to all fans of Tim Hunter, the original Harry Potter.
- “I waited for ten years, eleven months, thirty days, 12 hours and 26 minutes. Then I finally had to admit I wasn’t getting an acceptance letter from Hogwarts.” ~unhappy Harry Potter fan
- “I used to like you. Then you said Harry Potter was the best thing ever.” ~quote by Adam Merle Wilkins in the 2010 NaNoWriMo novel “Harry Potter Sucks!!!: A Novel for those who have had it with the “Harry Potter” Hype“
- The kid next door was running round the garden waving a pretend wand and shouting out spells. “I bet you really want to be like Harry Potter, don’t you?” I asked him. “Yeah!” he shouted excitedly. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.
- “Dear Harry Potter, you suck. You’re stupid. You killed Cedric Diggory and he got turned into a vampire. And then you hooked up with his girlfriend and dumped her for some ugly Mary-Sue. I wish you died in that last book.”~sincerely, an angry Cedric Diggory Fan
More will come…
- Rereading Harry Potter (walkingonsunshine413.wordpress.com)
- Blame Harry Potter (Parody of “Blame Canada” from South Park) (clairevioletthropeexpress.wordpress.com)
- D&D Editions and Harry Potter Characters as DMs? (retroroleplaying.com)