8 reasons to fear Tyler Potter

Tyler, Marty, & Coco

Tyler, Marty, & Coco (Photo credit: claireviolet82)

And here we have 8 reasons why we should all be afraid of Tyler Potter:

  1. Tyler was already a wizard; in fact, he was featured in an obscure 1989 movie called “Space Wizards“.
  2. Tyler’s flying skills put Harry Potter’s skills to shame.
  3. Tyler doesn’t quail at the thought of fighting the Dark Lord.
  4. Tyler doesn’t marry the fangirl.
  5. Tyler is smart enough to figure out early on that Dumbledore was a stupid jerk who tried to rule over his life.
  6. Tyler tries to break down all prejudices between people.
  7. Tyler has better things to do besides act selfish.
  8. Tyler Potter would OWN Harry Potter!!
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