Fake Harry Potter Books

Check it out, y’all, fake Harry Potter books written by Chinese Harry Potter fans!

And the funny thing about them is, most of these Harry Potter knock-offs are way better than the books J. K. Rowling actually wrote.

  1. “Harry Potter and the Leopard Walk-Up-To Dragon” – it’s like someone ripped The Lord of the Rings in half and replaced everyone but Gandalf with Harry Potter characters.
  2. “Harry Potter and the Chinese Overseas Students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry” – Chinese wizards = awesome. English wizards = stupid.
  3. “Harry Potter and the Chinese Porcelain Doll” – Voldemort has a Chinese counterpart? Oh hell no!!!
  4. “Rich Dad, Poor Dad and Harry Potter” – a bad title, if not a bad story.
  5. “Harry Potter and the Waterproof Pearl” – In which Gandalf returns and he and Harry go on another bad adventure.
  6. “Harry Potter and the Half-Blooded Relative Prince” – Watch out! Harry is the bad guy in this book!
  7. “Harry Potter and the Filler of Big” – What is this story, actually?
  8. “Harry Potter and the Golden Armor” – Harry Potter and dinosaurs. WTF???
  9. “Harry Potter and the Showdown” – Beats “Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows” by a longshot.
  10. “Harry Potter and Beaker and Burn” – just buy this one for the cover.
  11. “Harry Potter and Platform Nine-and-Three-Quarters” – in which Harry tells his own story.

Link: http://www.11points.com/Books/11_Amazing_Fake_’Harry_Potter’_Books_Written_In_China

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